Farm Jokes!

Good morning!

What better way to start the day than with some incredibly corny farm and cow jokes…

Do YOU know any good ones? Leave them in the comments!

 
What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Why does a milking stool only have three legs?

The cow’s got the udder

What are the spots on black and white cows?

Holstains

What is every cow’s favorite movie?

The sound of MOO-sic

What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?

A milk dud

A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a fly go in the cows ear. After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk. “That’s funny,” he said. “That fly went in one ear and out the udder!”